"I ATE myself drunk!" your intelligence is amazing, sir.

The drunk is too cuddly

Im twittering. Tee hee.

Guilty smiles all around

These sleepless nights will be the end of me.

She said home. I couldnt disagree more.

From one hell to another, we find a sanctuary

It seemed that even the clouds knew what was going on. I stared out the window at the blur of green as if i was saying goodbye to every blade of grass.

A person who doesn't quite believe in ghosts...is going on a ghost walk. Should be...interesting.

I search the streets, looking for your face even though I know youre not here. If I saw you Id think you were a ghost. But then again, maybe its me.

I hope it kills you to know i know your secret

I cant wait until your memory means nothing to me. Nothing.

I want your heart to hurt like a giant papercut while i watch the leaves change color

I hope this haunts you so cant sleep, dream, eat, think.

I think the worst part is when we suffer in silence out of fear of embarrassment

And now we dissappear

Ugh no singing today.

Watchgn Mulan :P

I love how when someones hungry, any food is good

I just sewed myself in....

Tim says its going to be amazing, but hes baffled

Embrace your inner pinata

Phone charger...all the way upstairs...ugggggh

I cant sleep again. Great.

There is nothing left to do but sleep

I find her presence alone to be exhausting

Someone should be Richard Simmons for Halloween, the holiday i feel i never spell correctly

I drank 9 cups of tea today. Good news: not dehydrated. Bad news: cant sleep. Moms mad for some reason. Solution: all-nighter!

So i get into bed and i know, yes, I KNOW its goimg to stop raining and the powers going to come back on. just wait.

Is the inspiration lurking just around the corner?

Hhmmm. Did i miss the sign that said WELCOME TO HELL?

"This is a very squatchy area" wtf?

Just finished repacking. Then I see that the zippers dont work. Great.

Nothing says "come on in!!!" like a bigger sign.

Sometimes you just need to go shopping!

Got a little burnt at the beach today. Only other pale person...was a ginger.

"Are you expecting me to finish this dessert by myself?" "No. I KNOW youre going to finish it"

You know its bad when you cant find anything to watch on Netflix

Watching an old movie while getting the nails done? Ohhhh yeahhhh :)

So THATS where i get that from...:)

With enough tomatoe juice, anythings possible

Slow walk in the cemetery

The birds here sound like car alarms. Clever.

Digest, digest! I need room for popcorn!

My grandpa is such a hipster

4 hour motorcycle ride!

Shoe shoppin then the movies :)

Motorcycle ride? I think so :)

Different world

Airport music is so jazzy!

Made it through airport security with my piercings in! SCORE!

Airports are so ghetto these days

Start singing that 'im blue' song by eiffel65...

Must...find....allergy medication!

That was NOT a compliment...

This coffee isnt good enough to sing about

I think ill blog today.

And...back

Where am i?

Your eyes are endless

You arent here...

Ew fanny packs

This bus station looks purposefully ghetto. Love it.

Ive never seen the clouds move so fast...

Funny how we think our eyes are open, when theyre willingly closed

These wolves sound demonic!

Did the Handy Dandy Notebook ever run out of paper?

Just...want...food

And there it was: nothing but regret

Its always food that brings people together

Gotta love southern hospitality :)

Watching a fish get skinned and cut up. Ew.

I just offered to make a guy a sammich. And he said...no thanks. Woah. +_+

Its simple math, being torn between deceit from right from wrong

Free concert with some weeeeeeird people. Even heard the country version of 'Bad Romance'. It was...ugh.

And theres your eyes....

Im gonna steal this ginger baby

Cats jump in slow-mo

Nah it was just the nieghbors fighting over parking spots.

Do i hear a parade?

Your sighs tell me otherwise

Im not allowed to eat anymore earrings

Can we finger paint now?

I killed him. "Where was he going to go, Detroit?"

Eating pizza. Again. How am i not sick of this stuff?

Woah. Just saw commercial with Billx Mays in it. Ghost? Reincarnated? Old commercial? Whatever the case, he still yelled too much.

Lost hoop. So theres a 'safety' pin in my lip. Something about this doesnt seem 'safe'.

YES! I GOT A FREE PEN!

Time for Plan b. And no, i dont mean birth control

Yup. Burnt myself.

Just ate an entire pizza. By myself. Score!

The world's not ready to fault misery

"This conversation needs some sweeping hand gestures"

Just found my new birthday food :)

Woah. A song by Manson off his The High End of Low album was just used to promote a game. Woah.

"What's he going to do!? He has a gun!" "I think he's going to get more popcorn"

This guy has an affinity....with skunks >.>

Youre not supposed to think about it

Finding the catalyst wont create the solution

This house is painted as easter vomit.

Sitting next to an old lady who, im worried, is going to die. Within 5 minutes.

The headless fish is in the sink. I repeat: the headless fish are IN THE SINK O_O

You didnt say anything, but you were right.

"Uh...i think i just ate that earring too..."

3rd cup of coffee before 11!

Anyone know how long it takes to digest stainless steel

Your motives will be questioned.

Inspiration is everywhere. And oddly, i dont like it.

What am i, a pillow?

Would we all get along better...if the world was flat?

Its the problems that cause the pain, the pain that causes the people, and the people that cause the prejudices.

Compromised is everything.

I love how awkward wrestling is

"Tigers love pepper" XD

Spying on the neighbors :)

What happens, when we get old?

Aw its little miss sunshine ^-^

The house Im staying in is haunted.

Oh hey yes! 'Sittin on a toilet' on Tosh.O wow!!

I wish i knew the memory to this breeze

Debating on getting another piercing. My moms not a fan of the idea.

I want a deep fried twinkie. Now.

It is ridiculous how entertaining a lava lamp is.

I smells like applez

Coffee and rainstorms!

Jigsaws way to get to me: watch someone at the chiropractor X_X

Lifes never been so simple, watching you sleep

What do babies dream about?

Just saw a mailbox that said Bag End. I wonder if Frodo's inside...

I just watched a worm pull a bird out of the ground. My life has been changed forever.

Sitting with the senile

Sleepy afternoons on gravel roads make way for memories and dreams

I wish you could see this...

Takin stupid pictures ^-^

So accusing, their eyes...

Made it! And i made the coolest single-serving friend!

And cue 'on the road again'

If this bus station was a restaurant, Gordon would die

Waiting for the magic school bus to take me away

Sign says 'Rare rhinos of Africa' from a distance, it looks like 'rape rhinos of Africa' big difference!

Late night packing? Sure!

Ugh now i remember why i dislike summer: No air conditioning.

Scratch that- I should NEVER be allowed to hold a sharpie. EVER.

I should never be left alone with a pen...

Someone...moved my pillows. Now I can't sleep.

Wow. Read story about a family in Joplin. I cried.

Took fast-acting sleeping pills...3 hours ago. Either someone lied, or im immortal

The stars look so lonely tonight

Children, children, lift up your voice. Children, children, rejoice.

The only thing ive really done today is dance and read other peoples blogs. Shweet :)

Let go.

AAAH! IM A GODMOTHER!!!!

Clean, clean, clean. I wish i was a minimalist. Instead i feel like a hoarder.

Today will be bittersweet

Art class at 1 am!!

Just gonna be a hedgehog today.

Wish i had someone to run and dance in this storm with!

My mind is going to explode.

Curse all these silly love songs

Suddenly we're kids again.

Baby shopping is not for the indisicive

My brother believes chocolate is not for breakfast. I believe different.

First and second draft of essay completed. Holy crap i need a bathroom break.

Face, if you wernt mine, Id punch you.

I cry when i sing songs about rainbows.

"Your eyes arent horrible or scary. Look- they're understanding, they're trying to help. I wish I had eyes like that" I will always remember these words.

Being responsible is boring and difficult :(

I always start off my day with an unhealthy dose of music

Not tired tonight. 1 night closer to nocturnalness! Ciders glaring at me though. Wants me to turn off the lights so she can sleep.

Got ready using the back of a CD as a mirror. Yeah, im that cool.

Birds chirping at 5:30a.m. make it really hard to sleep

Wish I had a baby Bandersnatch. Itd be fun to cuddle with ^-^

Internet isnt working. This makes a poopy 2:30 a.m.

This is my twitter. Either way, i doubt anyone will read this XD

Grabbing some more coffee. Going to be a long night.